Kim K sings about jam. Wrong song. She must be singing about cottage cheese instead. Charlie Sheen is the best! #WINNING:)
Kim K sings about jam. Wrong song. She must be singing about cottage cheese instead. Charlie Sheen is the best! #WINNING:)
Paris, I want to start a non-profit no-kill animal shelter in Miami. Would you help me?
While I was out stuffing myself at Mr.Chow, my dog managed to get access to apple pie. It is now all in his stomach. If you would ask me to eat that thing by myself, I could not in a million years manage to squeeze it into my stomach. My chihuahua can squeeze an elephant into his. How in the world a small dog like this can eat more than me, a 112 lbs human????
Now I am home and my dog makes weird stomach noises. What should I do? Give him my cheesecake???:) I bet he would love ...
Merry Christmas from South Beach:)
If any of you smokes, quit smoking today!
Pretty neat:)
The Best Christmas ever! (for me at least:)
have you ever waken up in the middle of the night craving marshmallow chocolate Santa? I have.
Me and my dog Escobar are So happy Paris did some great things to help animals! :) Hope this will spark some people up to go ahead and adopt some cuties this Christmas! Animals make the "bestest BFF's" in your life! Adopt one today!
Inception was one of the best movies of this year. Leo is a true genius. Hope to meet him some day :)
Trying to shop is painful no matter where you go LOL
So excited you did it! We have 5 dogs in our house and they are all like kids to us:) Where else will you find (so much) unconditional love and devotion? Try to imagine the world without animals??? Again, so happy you did what you did and Please continue doing it! Need help? Just let us know:P) xoxo
No matter what, we still love you!
Does the girl deserve to go to jail for this? Of course not! Does she deserve a good spanking? You bet! :) I used to confuse everything in the world with the chewing gum. Once I confused my boyfriend and...chewed him instead. He is still in the hospital and I am still dating my dentist. It turned out OK for me. I hope it turns out OK with Paris as well!
Paris, I think you need to hire a new manager, publicist and the whole team! Honestly, what happened??? Or is this it? Retirement? Come on, you are only 20'something! Since you fired Jason, the whole thing went down the drain! Ok, I will shut up LOL. I think you could re-gain your position by taking a new approach and by using your hard-earned celeb status for a good cause. And there are plenty. Like becoming a spokesperson for abused animals and encourage people to adopt! Dogs, cats (and all the dumped boyfriends) need help and support! Well, just an ...
Ciao people of ParisLand:)
Love that place! They are indeed the best. Bruno also used them in his movie. For other purposes though....
Great place. Although bankrupt....
It is indeed rainy. I just woke up. Yesterday was a great (half-sunny) day and we spent all day boating from restaurant to restaurant! Nothing can be more fun than Miami in the sun:) Come join us for the boat fun. We are boating ALL WEEK!:) xoxo
Yes, looking a bit like Paris has taken me places and helped to meet some cool folks:) I don't do it "professionally" as much anymore....I am running a growing software business which keeps me very busy...but once in a while someone flies me somewhere to shake my skinny ass and cause some double takes. It's still fun:)
Coca Cola is as bad for you as cocaine! Actually, when Coke was first released over 100 years ago, it had small amounts of cocaine in it. Maybe thats why they still call it Coke, I dunno...
The bottom line: too much sugar kills. Too much cocaine kills. Too much of anything may kill. Think about it! xoxo
Zoolenda is funny. I think it was your first movie appearance? Wasn't it?